Commentary from my point of view
(Quoting Steve Martin)What I'm Thankful For:I am thankful for the autumn leaves, for robins, the Sunday paper, and the flowers that bloom.I am thankful for the Atlantic Ocean. Because without it, a lot of Portugese would be walking into our country.I am thankful that there is no such thing as a rectal barometer.I am thankful that I don't look anything like my passport photo. Because if I did, I would look like I'm perpetually constipated.I am thankful that Jonas Salk decided to take up medicine and not become a member of the Temptations.I am thankful for all the people of past civilizations who contributed to our culture. I think they did a great job, don't you?I am thankful that my sex organs are in my pants and not on display at the museum of modern art.I am thankful for laughter - except when milk comes out of my nose.I am thankful that I was given the means to help people whenever they are in need. Now all I need is the desire.I am thankful that small children don't burst into flames when you say the number four.
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(Quoting Steve Martin)
What I'm Thankful For:
I am thankful for the autumn leaves, for robins, the Sunday paper, and the flowers that bloom.
I am thankful for the Atlantic Ocean. Because without it, a lot of Portugese would be walking into our country.
I am thankful that there is no such thing as a rectal barometer.
I am thankful that I don't look anything like my passport photo. Because if I did, I would look like I'm perpetually constipated.
I am thankful that Jonas Salk decided to take up medicine and not become a member of the Temptations.
I am thankful for all the people of past civilizations who contributed to our culture. I think they did a great job, don't you?
I am thankful that my sex organs are in my pants and not on display at the museum of modern art.
I am thankful for laughter - except when milk comes out of my nose.
I am thankful that I was given the means to help people whenever they are in need. Now all I need is the desire.
I am thankful that small children don't burst into flames when you say the number four.
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